This photo exemplifies the way I am feeling right now (though don't make me decide whether I'm the car or the crab...I fear I am both).
Thankfully, after a tenuous ride back from the Cuyahoga Falls Toys R Us store, this crab-shaped sandbox is now happily installed in our backyard. I hope to feel similarly relieved next week, once I am no longer an egg on stilts.
In case you wondered, yes, we are the last people on earth to have only two small cars, even in the face of multiple-child parenthood. We are not making a statement. We are lucky enough to have fifteen minute commutes and no car payments. And now that we're far from IKEA it should be even less of a problem.
If all goes well and I don't go into labor before then, wee Raymond Scott will be arriving at 7:30 am EST Monday morning. Pictures will be forthcoming from Frank, whilst I lounge in hospital.