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Happy Birthday. May your day be filled with laughter and gummy worms. I was going to buy you a Unicorn Tang, but you don't have a Salt water tank.
Happy (and gummy) Birthday!! May it be the opposite of crapulent (is this cromulent?)! Anyway, I hope the birthday rocks
Worthington would like to extend cuddly birthday wishes to Mary as well. In your honor, he will don a second penguin get up on top on the one he's already wearing while clutching the visage of a unicorn.
Happy Happy Birthday! I hope it is a fantastic day!
Happy happy!
Happy Birthday!34 years is not so bad a place to bewhen all is said and done. GummiWorms a plenty, until they're gone,but from first bite to lasteach is a joy.No, 34 is not so bad, each yearstacked like the red-yellow-green rings on an edible worm, each giving way, devoured, savored.34 years no time for real wormsto start burrowing into flesh,these substitutes I now eat, a reversal of the fortune waiting for me.
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Happy Birthday. May your day be filled with laughter and gummy worms. I was going to buy you a Unicorn Tang, but you don't have a Salt water tank.
Happy (and gummy) Birthday!! May it be the opposite of crapulent (is this cromulent?)! Anyway, I hope the birthday rocks
Worthington would like to extend cuddly birthday wishes to Mary as well. In your honor, he will don a second penguin get up on top on the one he's already wearing while clutching the visage of a unicorn.
Happy Happy Birthday! I hope it is a fantastic day!
Happy happy!
Happy Birthday!
34 years is not so bad a place to be
when all is said and done. Gummi
Worms a plenty, until they're gone,
but from first bite to last
each is a joy.
No, 34 is not so bad, each year
stacked like the red-yellow-green
rings on an edible worm, each
giving way, devoured, savored.
34 years no time for real worms
to start burrowing into flesh,
these substitutes I now eat,
a reversal of the fortune waiting for me.
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